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The Almost Halloween Edition: Dark mountains, Foggy cliffs, Witches, Jungles and Shamans

The Almost Halloween Edition: Dark mountains, Foggy cliffs, Witches, Jungles and Shamans

October 17, 2013

Sometimes plans change and sometimes they dissolve into an acidic concoction of exhaustion and confusion with a smidgeon of fear.  That’s what happened on October 17.  We had a leisurely morning, our last in San Cristobal, walking los calles, snapping some final photos and chatting with Roberto.  It was after 11:00 by the time we packed up and waved adiós.  Thinking that we had only a 4-hour drive Google time which equates to 6-hour actual time, we expected a 5:00 PM Palenque arrival.

We never made it to Palenque.

An hour into our trip on route 199, the only direct route to Palenque from San Cristóbal, the route where one may hear warnings about unstable villages and is told to never drive at night, that route was blocked by a group of local villagers with sticks.  I think the sticks were for show or for walking mountain paths or something of the sort.  For a couple of kilometers we saw dozens of people walking in the middle of this highway – all in the same direction.  Little did we know they were heading toward a sort of rebellious festival, a civilian road blockade.

They were protesting the government reforms for the maestras (teachers) who have been on strike for three months.  This was their methodology for taking back power and essentially screwing the rest of us along the way.  With a line of trucks ahead of us, stopped, we turned around and headed back to San Cristóbal unsure of what to do next.  Enthusiastic, they waved us on and offered to sell us sodas for our travels.

For the first hour or so it seemed like a simple yet windy country drive. I had visions of returning with a large truck and rescuing these pigs.

This group of men was hanging around our car and explaining with big smiles that we could wait here until 8:00 PM, because the road will be open again from 8:00 PM to 5:00 AM and then closed again the next day.  There were a couple tractor trailors in front of us, and we wondered what actions they were going to take.

Lines of cars, collectives, and trucks parked along the road. People were beginning to meander down the hill to the road blockade fiesta.
Handmade messages adorned the road signs

Back to San Cristóbal

Upon returning to San Cristóbal, we passed back through the line of people who were waiting at the entrance/exit to collect money to help support the striking teachers.  We gave them money – again.  Another enthusiastic bunch, they were excited for our participation, as if we had a choice.  Passing through the line of people meant paying.

It’s now 1:30 and we had two options:  1) try a small and unpredictable road that would take us back to 199 only further north and ideally away from all road blockades or 2) try a massive detour way west and north then east and south, basically a giant unclosed square reducing our chances of making it to Palenque.  But this idea seemed safer, so off we went.  I had the great idea to take a short cut and possibly save us some time on our new route.  We ended up in a village, Zinacantan, where all the women were dressed in what appeared to be the precise same skirt and cape, which is called a tzute.  This same garment, the tzute, is also worn as a sun hat.  Some women wore it as a cape, some as a sun hat and some wore it both as a sun hat and cape.  Despite the fact Mayan clothing style for women is fairly consistent throughout the state of Chiapas, the colors differ from village to village.  It’s like school colors for villagers.  In the village of Zincantan, their main color was purple.   It fascinates me to see the women dressed alike.  While this detour was all beautiful and fun, the road through Zinacantan came to an abrupt stop after a winding mountainous pass.  We had to turn around.  Another 30 minutes lost.  But we did get to see a young boy around the age of 8 driving a fully loaded pickup up a steep pass.  He was standing against the seat so he could reach the peddle and still see out the broken windshield.

Our not-so short shortcut to Zincantan

Each of the local villages has a sort of standard attire. Almost like beautiful uniforms. You can see the vibrant colors of Zincantan.

We found the town dump.
Muchas curvas peligrosas!

I saw mostly women carrying these heavy loads of wood. What you can’t see is that the pack is held on their backs by a strap that passes around their forehead, so they are really using their heads and necks to carry much of the weight.

Still, hopeful, we carried on.  By the second army checkpoint at about 2:30, we were acutely aware that the 30 mph on this mountainous road was not going to get us to our destination.  Palenque was off the radar.  Now, we were aiming for a large city, Villahermosa.  Wherever we stopped was our new plan.

The long drive..

Took us through mountainous and jungle terrain.  We saw bright blue skies and misty mountainsides. We encountered fog and rain and isolated country.  We saw people carrying heavy loads of wood, goats, bulls, horses, donkeys, and sadly many dogs wandering alone or dead along the roadside.  We saw hillsides covered in corn, roadside churches, and much welcomed welcome signs.

The Puebla de Bochil – cool facade
Small child, heavy load…sigh.
EZLN – Ejército Zapatista de Liberación Nacional (aka, “Zapatistas”)
Entering La Salva Negra (The Black Forest) – sounds ominous but looks beautiful thus far.
Potty respite at the Pemex near the town of Tapilula. We realized later we should have stayed there, because there was a gorgeous hacienda overlooking the rainforest just off of this road.

According to the map (a real map in a real map book not google maps), we had a good 50 miles ahead of us that was straight.  After what was then 4 hours of winding mountainous road and a constant suppression of what might have been projectile puke, a straight road would have been like the best Christmas present ever.  We waited and drove and waited and drove.  No straight road.  Army check just before entering the state of Tabasco.

This is how the world looked after 8 hours of being on the road.
This is how the world looked after 9 hours on the road.
And then night began to fall and fall and fall…

The fourth and final army checkpoint came after we drove through the city of Villahermosa looking for a place to stay (stopping at 4-5 different motels with no luck because of a no dog policy).  We were told there was a hotel near the airport.  It was now very dark nearly 10:30 PM and brilliant flashes of lightning were arriving on top of crashing thunder.  Topes and cones with reflectors blocked the normal passage on this road, so we had to pull off and come to a full stop.  Only seeing the silhouette of an automatic weapon and not the person holding it is enough to make one (me) clench. Immediately relief came when I saw his army uniform.  They asked us where we were going and said, “adelante”.  This word, becoming more familiar, comforting, brings me joy.  While the literal translation is “forward” in this context it means, go on or move on.  We did, but in the wrong direction, so we had to turn around and fortunately were able to turn left just before having to pass by their post again.  It was now becoming very difficult to see and not just because of exhausted eyes but because the night was being crowded out by a storm.

We stayed at the Hilton near the airport in Villahermosa, which is ridiculously expensive especially for this travel budget, but we were left with no other choice other than sleeping in the car.  Not a viable option.  And too weary to continue the search for a dog-friendly hotel, we weren’t going to leave Stella in the car in the heat and with a storm approaching.  What a welcomed relief were the air-conditioned room and those TWO beds, aye dios mio.  It was like we stepped into heaven after a long visit to purgatory and every comfort we needed at that moment greeted us:  safety, water, a dreamy bed to rest our weary bodies, a toilet, cool air, and sleep.  And the TV with movies helped too.  Still buzzing from 11 hours on the road, we were up until 1:00 watching a movie of which I have zero recollection.  We slept until 10:00 the next morning.

Thanks be to the Gods and Goddesses for my wonderful husband.  While we had some harrowing moments like foggy roads in the pitch dark of night on the edge of mountains in the rain, I had total confidence in his ability to get us safely to our destination.  And thank goodness that I lost my driver’s license so now I have a temporary excuse for not driving.

We never made it to Palenque or any Mayan ruins for that matter.  Admittedly, I was and am still slightly disappointed. Seeing Palenque with its impressive Mayan ruins along with the Howler Monkeys and Toucans and any other rainforest critter was high on my list of anticipated experiences for this journey.  But it’s a minor disappointment compared to death.

October 18

Drive to Catemaco

Our anniversary.  We spent the morning taking our time and luxuriating at the fancy lodging.  Hanging outside with our morning coffee, we met a group of young people attending a conferenciaat the hotel.  They stayed and chatted with us for a while.  I loved their enthusiasm and friendliness, their joie de vivre.  We’ve since become facebook friends with a few of them.  I think Facebook is the pen pal of the 21st century.

We hit the road again at 1:00 not experiencing anything in Villahermosa but the road and the lovely hotel by the airport.  Villahermosa is big but seemingly mild city – especially during the day.  I can’t claim Villahermosa upholds its Spanish name, but I’m also not one to judge given the little time spent there.  Truly believing we had just a 4-hour drive to our next destination because we were out of the mountains and on a fast, flat road, we, once again, had to stand corrected.  Still recovering from the storms or simply dealing with roads that needed repair, we found ourselves in long lines of traffic waiting for road repair people to let us pass.  Or worse yet, potholes from hell.  Scott was starting to see images of frogs and elephants in the pothole shapes.  It was like when you see animals in clouds only he saw them in potholes.

Leaving Villahermosa
That may be Juarez but I could only see the back of him. All we saw of Villahermosa were snippets here and there as we drove away.
In every big city we have seen guys selling stuff – walking up and down the road pushing their homemade drinks or papas or watches or whatever.
BUT it was a beautiful day- yes! Clouds and treetop (see the sitting elephant?)

Our next destination part of our plan on the fly, was Catemaco in the state of Veracruz, a town known for its brujas y brujos – witches and warlocks.  With a simple malecón along Lake Catemaco (they call it a laguna but its over 9.5 miles long), Catemaco was just about the perfect stop to make towards our next destination Ciudad de Veracruz. Considered to be part of the Reserva de la Biosfera Los Tuxtlas and referred as part of the Los Tuxtlas region, Catemaco with a population of 28,000 is surrounded by rainforest and volcanic mountains.

A very long wait on this road due to repair work miles ahead on a bridge. This would soon become a familiar theme in Veracruz and mostly due to the hurricanes that swept through.
This was the bridge that slowed us down…way down.
Welcome to the gulf – coconuts and shanty huts
There’s a lot of this going on in Mexico, and we’re learning especially along the Gulf
Just one of the many churches we passed by today
Back to the tropics and burning trash

We arrived to Catemaco about 8:00, found our lodging at the end of the malecón, Hotel Posada Koniapan (Av. Revolución y Malecón Col. Lindavista), unpacked our stuff and headed to the malecón for a walk and some food.   Our anniversary dinner consisted of Modelo beer, totopos, guacamole and very spicy salsa.  It was delectable.

Simple and clean accommodations at the Hotel Posada Konipan
Some new friends we met along the malecon in Catemaco. The guy on the right was shimmy-ing his booty. I joined him briefly and and not with quite the same agility – we became instant friends.
The Modelorama – you tell the attendant what you want, and he passes it through the gate. Cats, bats, and witch hats extra.
Catemaco – land of witches and warlocks

The next morning we awoke, backs a little sore (super hard beds) but rested enough to carry on.  We were thankful to find such a lovely setting and a place that allowed Stella despite the fact they are not a dog hotel – all of that for $40.00 US.  We visited the beautiful gardens of our hotel, said good-bye to Norma (owner), and headed to the jungle to visit a shaman.

Beautiful grounds at the Hotel Posada Konipan
One of Norma’s dogs, Princess. She and Stella had a great time romping in the grass. Super sweet dog and happy too! Look at that smile. In the morning, Scott found her waiting at the room door, for Stella to come out.
Norma y Cristina with Norma’s dogs
The Malecón
Lake Catemaco (truly a lake, not a lagoon, even though it’s only a few miles from the Gulf)
Plaza de Armas and Basilica del Carmen, Catemaco
Our car is seen here parked in front of the green municipal building (Paladio Municipal)

Reserva Ecológica Nanciyaga aka Parque Ecologico Educacional is only 7km from Catemaco in a town called Nanciyaga.  Nanciyaga’s claim to fame is being the most northerly path of tropical rain forest of the entire earth, and Medicine Man and Apocalypse Now were filmed here.  It’s also in Los Tuxtlas, which were once home to The Olmecs, an ancient Mesoamerican civilization.  The Olmecs preceded the Mayans.

Soon past the Parque entrance we found ourselves on a bumpy, muddy, rocky road. Blue Morphos floated by.  I was very happy.  Is it possible I’ll see monkeys too?!

One can only go into the park with a guide for 60 pesos.  Scott and Stella hung back since there is a strict no dogs allowed rule.  My guide, Omar, spoke not a lick of English, so I had to concentrate very hard simultaneously on what he was saying and where we were walking.  We hiked around for over 40 minutes looking at various plants and trees and insects.   Before entering the Shaman Shack (she was in a little house with a sea shells curtain), I drank mineral water from a small creek.  I know.  Risky.  But it felt right at the time.  And so far my gut flora and fauna are doing fine.

You are entering an ecological reserve…help us take care of it!
This flower is called Un Copa de Ora (A cup of gold)
Mineral water creek
Roughly translated: Noise contaminates the voices of the woods. Please speak quietly.
The solar system according to the Aztecs.
From what I understand, this is like an ancient Aztec bath house or sweat lodge. Volcanic rocks are used to heat it up- somehow. My limited Spanish prevents me from better understanding such important things.
Tonantzin (female earth deity) Goddess of Azteca – she eats something (I couldn’t understand what Omar told me) that puts a black mark around her mouth.
Olmec head replica
Omar, my guide
Stairs leading toward Shaman house
Nature’s cup
I drank water from the well that connects to the creek. It was mineral water with an unsavory earthy taste. If this doesn’t make me sick, nothing will.

I didn’t know what to expect meeting the Shaman except I thought this person would be a man.  I was greeted inside this shadowy Shaman shack by a beautiful woman of about 60 or so years.  Her dark skin contrasted beautifully against her white dress.  She wore an indigenous headband.  The skies outside were darkening.  I could feel the impending storm and hoped she would cleanse me before it struck.  She took some special water (I call it special because it came out of a fancy container) and made a circle on the ground.  My first thought brought me back to an exercise I used to do with coaching and training clients (an exercise that a former guide taught me) where they drew an imaginary circle – for strength or protection, etc.  And now I get my own special circle.  I enthusiastically stepped in my special circle and awaited the next instruction.  It was to take off my sun glasses.

Shaman shack

I surreptitiously filmed this experience but because you can only see our legs and hear her burping, this film will go in my archives.

For 12 awesome minutes the lovely Shaman (I was too awe struck to get her name) smoked me out with copal incense, brushed a handful of special herbs over my body before holding them against my head, spoke in a mesmerizing voice (so soft and rapid that it nearly lulled me to sleep), blessed me in the name of Earth, Air, Fire, and Water, did a strange burping thing that sounded like she was channeling everything toxic from me into herself and then spitting it back out, and asked the Gods to bring me harmony and health and love.  A couple times she asked me to spit in the same place as she.  At the end she held my face and asked if I was tired or sad.  I had been a little of both that morning – tired from long days on the road and sad because it would have been my mother-in-law’s 83rdbirthday.

My Shaman or Shawoman
She’s burning copal incense in her powerful and magical incense burner
Fascinating and wild Shaman action happening right before my eyes

Just moments after she did her final talk-burp-spit a roaring crack of thunder entered our quiet space.  As I found my way back to the car the storm hit, and I heard the distant and eerie cry of Howler Monkeys.


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